My friend Ash is.... unique.  Today at school she went to use the loo (bathroom for those who don't understand) she had her cell-phone (which is permitted in my school building) and a security guard came up and asked her to put her phone away.  she then promptly told him "no".  He asked annoyed who she thought she was and her very mature reply was "I'm Batman".  he told her she was going to the office and turned to escort her... she turned and ran away, bet that was not what he was planning to happen