My friend Ash is.... unique.  Today at school she went to use the loo (bathroom for those who don't understand) she had her cell-phone (which is permitted in my school building) and a security guard came up and asked her to put her phone away.  she then promptly told him "no".  He asked annoyed who she thought she was and her very mature reply was "I'm Batman".  he told her she was going to the office and turned to escort her... she turned and ran away, bet that was not what he was planning to happen

Where is he when you need him?
Never around, ever...
...
...and that is he honest truth.

My brother was dressed up as a Christmas tree dancing to get people in for a light show.  one car was filled with girls and they shouted "WE LOVE YOU CHRISTMAS TREE!!!" then there was a care of Hispanic girls, all they did was stare at him, and he stared back, thinking, "Yeah I'm a white boy in a Christmas tree suit got a problem with that?"

 (no this is not my brother)

It's snowing in Philadelphia, they said 1-2 inches max.... its a 7. They are wet and now more than likely freezing, my friend promptly said.  "They are paid millions of dollars to entertain me, I don't care they are cold, I'm entertained."